Vox Hunt: Today on the Show, We Have...

Mar 28, 2008 at 12:05 AM
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Show us who you would want as a guest if you were a talk show host.

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that guy...

oh yeah i've had the hugest crush on him...

and i still love him and all his beautiful wrinkles...

oh bruce...

how i crushed thee into my scared part of my heart...

if only you new the pitter patter you often caused...

until of course i met this mexican...

who is wonderful...

and now my heart pitter patts for him...

so now you only get an interview from me...

boo on you...

candy

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Bruce Willis?!!??? You're kidding, right? Is it because he wore that dirty, ripped singlet in 'Die Hard', and said 'Fuck!' a lot?

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the jewel of my bruce collection is the the blu ray box set of all the die hard movies 1 and 4 are my favorites, fallowed by 3 and then 2, which i like, but not as much. along with the fifth element, 12 monkeys, and (of course) Unbreakable, to name a few... The last job interview I had I was asked who my hero was, others said Gahndi, I said John McLean, Yippee Kayee, Mother Fucker.