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i was eating breakfast this morning... alone on my brand new used table... it was quite inside my apartment... but outside there was a lot of gibberish cawwing... i had to look out my window to view my backyard... only to see the get-out-of-my-way-im-eating attitude from these birds...
so in my defense i ran upstairs grabbed the camera and started to take pictures... i love it when insects and animals know when they are getting a photoshoot only because they start to show off their better side (unless you were mr.spider... he didn't have to show off he knew he looked that good)... thus the leader of the pack started to caw more and fluff out his feathers... he was trying to show me he could lead the lot of birds... and i knew he could...
so that was my cloudy morning rescue from wanting to go back to sleep instead... i was greeted by the leader... "good morning and leave us be human"... thats when i stopped taking the pictures... plus he stopped posing... boo...
candy
its super fun scanning items for walmart.com and shipping them off to the person...
i also had the chance to help out amazon...
i'm amazing...
the people on third shift were slightly weird...
but i liked that...
making dinner for the guys in my household is driving me wild...
everything has to be plain...
the only vegetable they eat is corn... plain corn
the only meat is beef
plain beef...
no taco seasoning
no garlic seasonings...
no chicken...
no fish...
unless its salmon baked in a crap load of butter...
they are afraid to eat any natural or organic foods...
for fear that it won't make them fat
because they love the fat...
they want to be fat...
i mean if i ate just crap i would be fat too...
damn...
oh besides the plain stuff... they love to eat out...
McDonalds, Pizza hut, Dominos, Wendys, Arbys, oh and get this
my dad goes to A&M (fatting italian restaurant) and orders a veil parmesan
but he exclaims he only likes plain foods...
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no matter what i cook its always wrong...
but i tricked them today... they had all natural bugers! with organic corn and organic butter...
the potatoes weren't...
la la...
and my dad complained that the hamburgers had to much spice because
i added organic salt...
and he didn't like the taste of it...
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on the other had my brother thinks he is always right
that he always has the answer...
when he mad he is never wrong
therefore don't talk to him
it will only lead to him telling you that if you didn't get anything electronic through him
that you were wrong and could have got a better 140 dollar item for 80 dollars...
he is a fool and won't stop until you are ticked because he always has something to exclaim back to you...
so i stop talking to him...
and think instead a thought of me choking him out so he can't talk back...
he will not get a woman with his i'm always right attitude... and his gut he has from eating mcdonalds...
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this is what i get for living at home...
candy
