5 posts tagged “snail”
thrice i've seen you sitting on my wall... sitting to catch the springs warm breeze on your back... you slowly recovered unannouced to my abode... i was quite surprised to see you sitting there.... you didn't move... you didn't even say hello... so i peeled you off my wall and saw all of you squished i your little home... and place you on the grass so nicely than the last time in which i threw you.... i haven't seen you since... i just ask for no more sneak attacks...
to the snail that keeps coming back to my door...
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its one of those drabby days outside... waiting for the thunderstorms to form and yet they are just sitting with thier fluffy gray dress... twirling it around me... wasting my time... rain is needed for the flowers to bloom... so today i shall do my rain dance... normally it works just ask Nikki and Liz... i used to have a snow dance... and a lightening dance as well as a rain dance... and most of the time it worked... oh yeah the power of the dance... fear it...
so i bought these flowers about 2 weeks ago and they started to die on me... but now... they are blooming...yeah!!!! thats awesome... i have a slight green thumb... now i want to grow some herbs and tomatoes... and if i could do bananas i would...
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p.s. so mr.snail wasn't dead... because about 3 days ago he was on my door again... so i picked him off... and was grossed out so i threw him... and he flew a few feet and i think i gave him a headache because he has not been back... and i told him "thanks for making me think you were dead"...
i have a soft spot for fairies with broken wings... i bought the mirror fairy because of her wing and didn't ask for a reduced price...why because she was beautiful and worth the 7.99 they set her at... my other fairy... broke both of her wings first when i moved to my partents house and then the other when she moved down to texas... she's a little human now... and i'm posting my favorite fairy poem i have ever wrote:
Stream of Glitter
It was an enlightened declining
Till you singled me out
Out of the accurate azure
I was powdering the clouds
With sparks of dreams
You stole my existence
Progressing along with ease
Till the day you determined
To pierce me out of ecstasy
The delight to spot a fairy
Flash their shimmer fashioned eyes
They would flock about me
To illustrate their shine shadow
But now you slashed my wings
My air travel no more to observe
As the glitter from my eyes drop
I was in high spirits
I took wing
I was formerly a fairy
Now I am entitled a pet
Human beings only speculate
How the glitter gushes from my eyes
p.s. the snail is dead... i pulled him off the door... and he was dead... so i threw the shell in the grass hoping he would do a "jesus" and come back to life... i shall miss him but i met his brother today on my run and he was alive... so that makes me happy...
yes i was quite surprised today after taking the trash to the street... i saw my friend the snail on the edging next to my door... i think he wanted to come in and live with me... but i don't know how to take care of snails... cat do you?
awww hello again mr.snail... and good morning to you... quite a surprise to see you there why aren't you in my flowers? oh well i do hope you enjoy your stay and please don't die there...i once found a cricket in my house dead... and i covered him with a cup because i didn't want to touch him... and my boyfriend laughed at me... and got rid of the cricket... aww... i like to save the animals big and small but it was dead and i didn't like that...
have you hugged a tree lately? i know i haven't... its been forever since i have connected with mother earth... and i think i might just have to do that tomorrow... after i pay off a ticket still at the court and a bill for a credit card that i have... yeah ewww i hate credit cards... this is my last one i'm going to cut the bastard up when its all done...
i love my boyfriend... only because we sit and watch a movie and he falls asleep... and then he becomes mr. grumpy sleepy man... and i try to wake him to get him to decide to sleep here or at his house... and tonight he said... can i sleep here... and i told him why do you ask you always have a place here... aww... love him...
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its been snail of a day... for instance... its muggy, cool, and raining off and on...
its the kind of day you could just sleep all day or just move slowly around because there is nothing better to do then to be slow... hence snail movement...
this snail has been the first i've been able to photograph... he was at my neighbors doorway and i was like hello there snail don't you move because i'm going to take a picture of you (doesn't that remind of your mr.spider?)...
grabbed my camera and we had a photo shoot...
on another note... i've been working out hardcore and watching what i eat... the results so far is that i can fit my boyfriends jeans... in mens clothing i used to wear a 36 and now i can wear a 34 with ease... and to be honest those jeans of his looked really good on me... :)
so i'm happy and wonderful see that my body is changing for the better... soon i'll be able to beat up boys... and thats the goal...
i was watching the news and noticed that a woman fought her abductor... awesome and the other time i was watching the news a girl was stolen from her family and raped in a dug out hole in the ground... then there is rape...
ok ladies and gents here are two things you can do to get out alive and to make the abductor pass out so you can run:
1. push out there eyeballs (works on males and females) if you do this then they pass out from pain and when they awake they can't see added bonus...
2. (works only on males) squeeze their testicles until they pop... you will hear a pooping sound... the pain will make the male pass out and you can run...
never ever kick them in the nuts because they will go down for 10 seconds or so and will get up and catch you... plus now you have made him/her made (you never know she might have some balls to)
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